Hello, I'm Emily and I'm not a very nice person.
All I care about is my vw, my girls and myself.
All I care about is my vw, my girls and myself.
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Today we bought 120 cans of carlsberg, 2 bottles of rum, 3 bottles of cactus jacks, one bottle of jack, one bottle of vodka and some shots. rad.
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Anonymous
awwwww it’s scary to think that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest one. However your parents probably are siblings after all….
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Do it!
(Source: shipwrecked-sleepwalker, via shipwrecked-sleepwalker)
